Kurt Cobain: Mediocre An Hero

There are two kinds of people in the world. People who cum every time they hear smells like teen spirit, and people who's ears start to bleed. Then there's the creepy sub-human fanboys/girls/things who still think that man is the shit despite him not knowing anything more complex than chords. Then they try and say his lyrics are amazing, when really they were probably just ramblings he scribbled on a dirty napkin when he was high off his ass. Kurt Cobain is probably one of the most over-rated morons in the history of druggies. Yes druggies as he was probably better at tolerating drugs than he was at playing guitar or "singing" if that's what you'd like to call it. Personally it sounds like he's trying to sing after recieving a particularly bad concussion that also causes him to forget how to shower.

I'm going a bit too far though, Kurt Cobain wasn't that bad, but he wasn't good. He was mediocre at best and we'd probably would have forgotten about him by now if he hadn't offed himself. Or if you're one of those hyper-sensitive fans, "was killed by Courtney Love". Frankly, I don't know which one it was, but suicide seems like a much more fitting end for that dick. However, that's neither here nor there (although he was a still a douche). His songs all sound the same which gets boring when it's the same lack-luster droning, until of course he tries to apparently destroy his vocal chords by screaming somewhat, but let's talk about the rest of Nirvana shall we? Krist Novawhogivesafuck is possibly the least talented bassist to ever exist, case in point, most can't remember his name. Dave Grohl, however, was probably the most talented member in the band as he was a pretty good drummer and proved himself to be a good guitarist and better vocalist than Cobain. Not to mention his lyrics are actually coherent. But enough of my love of Dave Grohl AKA God Jr. Did I say that? Well look at the man he looks like a more beastly version of Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ!

Now onto how big an asshole Kurt Cobain was. Does anyone know the story behind Smells Like Teen Spirit's creation? Well basically Kurt made the opening "riff" as Wikipedia would have us believe and the chorus melody and brought it to the band. They didn't like it, so Kurt made them play it over and over without stop for 1 1/2 hours. 1 and a fucking half hours wasted because Kurt was a whiny bitch who didn't get his way. Oh sure eventually they liked it, but when something's forced into your skull for almost 2 hours straight you either hate it or learn to tolerate it to stop the agony.

Really the best thing Kurt ever did for his bandmates was die. First of all, it kept Nirvana out there so Grohl wouldn't be forgotten (meanwhile Krist was left on the side of the road like a creepy hitch-hiker). Secondly, it paved the way for Grohl to have an easy path to get the Foo Fighters into the mainstream. So congratulations Kurt, you did something good afterall.

And if the man was so fucking great how'd Courtney Love convince people at his own FUNERAL to chant asshole?